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DOOM 4 ANNOUNCED

OMG DOOM 4 IS FINALLY ANNOUNCED WOOT,WOOT,WOOT

IT SAYS IT ALL IN THIS VID RIGHT HERE



THE GAME WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!

something funny that happened while I was playing super mario all stars

damn looks like mario can now defy the laws of gravity now lol


BY AWSOMELY1

NEW CRYSIS 3 ANNOUNCED

OMG A NEW CRYSIS GAME???????

HOLY SHIT OF MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!


IF U LOVED CRYSIS 2 THEN YOU R GOING TO LOVE CRYSIS 3

IT WILL MAKE YOUR DICK ROCK HARD

IT IS SET TO BE RELEASED IN Q2 2013

THIS IS NOT A JOKE, REPEAT NOT A JOKE

IM SO FUCKING EXITED!!!!


BY AWSOMELY1



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NEW SUPER MARIO BROS.2 FOR 3DS

OMG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM SO EXCITED THEY ARE BRINGING BACK THE CLASSIC RACOON MARIO AND P BAR.  PLUS ELEMENTS FROM THE ORIGINAL NSMB FOR TEH DS.  THIS IS REAL I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.



BY AWSOMELY1

Bionicle unkown mata nui figure prototype

Ever heard of a lego series named bionicle?, it was a great toy line and lasted almost ten years.  But in the first 2009 issue of brickmaster, there was a page that showed of all the glatorian and angori.  Then there was a mysterious figure that was lightly shaded and had a ? on it.  It had interested me and as i looked at it closer, it resembled the mata nui figure.  I am not making this up this is actually what I saw.  There were some differences I saw between this somewhat prototype and the final product.  I could see that the thornax launcher was on mata nui's shoulder unlike the final product in which it was just in his hand, now this is the part that interests me.  The reason why the thornax launcher was on his shoulder was because he had a sword, now on the final product there was no sword (it was only on the giant titan version toa mata nui) so that means that the $12.00 figure was originally supposed to have a SWORD?, this interests me to no end and the fact that this had never made it into the final cut AND the fact that I really want this "prototype" (I don't know if it is a prototype there is barely any info on it) because I want a mata nui with a sword that I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD.  When I first saw this I had no idea who it was cause you know how it is with figures with ? marks on them. And then much later when I had the figure I looked closely at it and it did kinda look like mata nui.  Now you all know that the mata nui figure was released in summer 2009,  so if this is a prototype then this is a early EARLY prototype.  Also I could see some (possibly) unused parts, especially in the sword.  Now I would love to give you a picture but sadly I had lost the the issue.  So if you have the issue could you please send me the picture on a link in the comments section.  You will find it trust me.

BY AWESOMLY1


Send me a link to the image (if you can take it)

UPDATE: I managed to get my hands on the issue of brickmaster and managed to get
a pic of the prototype here is the prototype and the final product together

use bricklinks.  Bricklinks is a great site for lego fans around the world

my little pony FIM super tuesday 1 (18+)

SCENE 1

Applejack checks mailbox and sees a letter inside

Applejack: huh? what the hay is this?

Applejack opens letter

Letter Says: Hi Applejack! its super tuesday, and you know what that means! come

over to my house tonight at 8:30 for a treat.

Your Friend

Twilight

Applejack: OH YES! THERE IS NO WAY IN EQUESTRIA I

AM GOING TO MISS THIS.

switches to scene with Rainbow dash checking her mailbox

Rainbow dash: I wonder what I got

reads same mail as Applejack got

Rainbow dash: we do this every third tuesday of march and it never gets old!

SCENE 2

switches to Rainbow dash and Applejack at Twilight's house

Twilight comes out of her room and says: Its fucking time!

Rainbow dash and Applejack: YES!!!

Rainbow dash and Applejack come into Twilight's room and start doing it

Applejack:ohhh.....

Rainbow dash while Applejack and Twilight are licking her vagina says:

Oh my god....oh.......my.......go......OHHHHHH....you guys turn me on like a flashlight

Twilight: thanks for the complement!

Spike enters room and says: would you like some high quality masterbation?

Spike is wearing a tuxedo and is carrying a tray of 3 dildos

Twilight: sure!

Applejack starts using her dildo while Rainbow dash and Twilight are screwing around with each other

Rainbow dash: god ohhhhh I am loving this so much

Twilight: me too!

Applejack while sweating come says: Spike was sure right, this is high quality fucking

Applejack rolls over starts saying things like ohhhhh and awwwwww in a sexual tone and is sweating

more come and then after five minutes she starts pushing the dildo in harder and harder and says:

oh oh oh yeah....oh yeah....harder.....harder.....HARDER

Rainbow dash comes over and helps push Applejack's dildo in harder

Rainbow dash: does that help?

Applejack: YES YES IT DOES

Rainbow dash: then I guess you can consider me a good frie-OHHHHH...

reveals that Twilight is rubbing Rainbow dash's vagina while she uses her dildo to masturbate

Twilight: come...closer to...me....OHHHHHHH...Rainbow dash

Rainbow dash comes over to Twilight and starts making out and sucking on each others

breasts (didn't know that pony's had breast's? well this is dirty fan-fiction and in this

story pony's have breasts so GET USED TO IT)

Spike comes in and says: hows the fucking doing?

All pony's:GREAT!

Spike:do you want to invite Pinkie Pie over?

Twilight: that would be nice

Spike: Ok! I will get her over here

All pony's: Thank you!

Spike: Your welcome!

Spike closes door

SCENE 3

Twilight starts showing off her boobs in front of Rainbow dash

Rainbow dash starts flapping her wings rapidly

Rainbow dash: god those are big.....

Twilight: thank you

Applejack: hey girls! I might need some help pushing the dildo in harder

Rainbow dash: sorry.....ohhh..i am too busy using my own dildo, maybe Twilight could help

Twilight: I'd be happy to!

Twilight helps Applejack push in her dildo harder

Rainbow dash starts masterbating harder and harder while her boobs are jiggling and

her wings flapping and is sweating all over her body

Rainbow dash: oh oh.... oh yeah....

Rainbow dash: mph.... ohhhhh... oh yea-ohhhhhhh

Rainbow dash starts rolling over on the ground and starts breathing heavily

she then looks up and sees Pinkie pie's face

Pinkie pie: Im here! and Spike was nice enough to give me a dildo!

Rainbow dash: Great lets make out, you can not resist these fucking boobs of mine

Pinkie pie: Your right! they do look juicey *giggle*

Pinkie pie starts sucking Rainbow dash's boobs while rainbow dash is spanking

Pinkie pie's ass

Twilight: Hey no fair I should make out with pinkie pie, she has a great shape!

Applejack: yeah same here

Pinkie pie: You can all have me,I WANT MORE OF IT!

Twilight,Applejack and Rainbow dash all covered in come:YAAAAAY!

Twilight starts licking Pinkie pie's vagina,while Applejack is sucking on

her boobs and Rainbow dash spanking her ass repeatedly

Spike comes in and says: Pinkie pie you sure are having a fuck fest over there

Pinkie pie: yeah and I'm having a great time with it! I wish we could do this every tuesday

Spike: I'll just let you girls be

Spike closes door

all four pony's then alternate between each other and making out and touching

each others,boobs,pussy's and ass's for 1 hour

SCENE 4

after super tuesday Pinkie pie,Applejack and Rainbow dash wave bye

Twilight is cleaning up the mess,

after that Twilight writes in here diary (remember this is fan-fiction in this fan-fiction

Twilight has a diary) dear diary

Super tuesday was amazing of course but is it really worth

all the fucking just to get pleasure?, naaaaaah we will probably

do the same thing next year

THE END

I PUT HARD WORK INTO THIS